01. No matter how many training and safety classes we attend, Pokey (my cat) cannot supress the urge to play beach volleyball with my mouth-blown German glass ornaments. Despite his best efforts, my tree is up and all ornaments are present and accounted for (thus far).
02. Under no circumstances agree to make rum balls with the dowager down the street. Apparently, traditional German rum balls have a Department of Defense Hazard Classification Code of 1.6. Additionally, a woman of a certain age getting handsy with a celibate homosexual is just wrong.
03. I hate FOX for taking away my Prison Break. It is a sin akin to HBO ending Oz. A man needs his penal institutions. (Don’t even…)
04. I had terrific sex last night. And as some deity is my witness, I swear one day I won’t be the only one in the room. Then again, I can recall more than one instance where I was praying that I was alone (but that’s an entirely different dilemma).
05. I’m thinking I should really start planning what I’m going to write a bit more carefully. Or not.
or not is good
I know what I am getting you for christmas !!
ho ho ho
Jeremy
It’s not right that your body isn’t being used by some sexy man!